The Babylon Bee should do a story on this.
Volkswagen:
Pay a monthly fee or your trunk will no longer open.
Pay a monthly fee or you won’t be able to make right turns.
Come on, Bee. Get on this.
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Boeing to customer:
“We will sell you a new 737 with a de-rated engine that produces 90% of normal thrust. But, for an annual subscription fee we will take out the electronic control mechanize that de-rates the engine. The fee is a mere 1000 dollars a flight.”
Customer to Boeing:
“Do you have the phone number for Air Bus? I need to make a phone call.”