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Firefighters rescue man wedged inside playground tube slide
UPI ^ | 8/18/25 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 08/19/2025 5:01:32 AM PDT by DallasBiff

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To: z3n

Hell hath no fury like a tube slide’s wrath.


21 posted on 08/19/2025 6:51:43 AM PDT by SecondAmendment (Political insight on loan from Rush Limbaugh)
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To: DallasBiff

The Ultimate Wedgy


22 posted on 08/19/2025 7:04:33 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
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To: OldHarbor

I’ll bet he doesn’t do THAT again- but you NEVER KNOW about some people….


23 posted on 08/19/2025 7:07:34 AM PDT by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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To: SecondAmendment

In my own defense my kid triple dog dared me ,,,


24 posted on 08/19/2025 7:12:24 AM PDT by Craftmore
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To: DallasBiff

Shoulda just left the dumbass in there and cook in it.


25 posted on 08/19/2025 7:17:47 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: DallasBiff

Reminds me of when my little niece stuck her head through the metal railing on my sister’s staircase - the metal slats closed around her and she couldn’t get her head out - became hysterical, of course.

My brother and dad had to dismantle a section of the staircase bannister to free her.


26 posted on 08/19/2025 7:31:43 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (You Say You Want a Revolutioan?)
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To: DallasBiff

News outlets used to have copy editors to cleanup word salads.

wedged feet and head first


27 posted on 08/19/2025 7:33:02 AM PDT by ptsal (Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***h)
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To: Presbyterian Reporter

Easy fix; setoff a stick of dynamite at far end and blow him out like a cork.


28 posted on 08/19/2025 7:59:29 AM PDT by chopperk
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To: DallasBiff
Gotta watch out for that playground equipment. Some of it can be dangerous.


29 posted on 08/19/2025 9:09:55 AM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: SaveFerris

“What information did he have
on Hillary Rodham Clinton?”

If that was part of it, the headline would be different .

“Playground tragedy . Man stuck on playground slide dies after Boeing 747 loses control and crashes into slide “


30 posted on 08/19/2025 9:14:00 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (“I don’t really care, Margaret.”)
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To: OldHarbor

Ahhhh... Camo cargo shorts and tatts check for weed.


31 posted on 08/19/2025 9:25:24 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The dawn cracks hard like a bull whip and it ain't taking no lip from the night before" Tom Waits)
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To: Bon of Babble

“My brother and dad had to dismantle a section of the staircase bannister to free her”

A bottle jack would have worked better...
don’t ask me how I know that.


32 posted on 08/19/2025 9:27:38 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The dawn cracks hard like a bull whip and it ain't taking no lip from the night before" Tom Waits)
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