[DarrellZero]

So the guy was on a long distance booty call with an imaginary woman.

He tripped and fell in a parking lot and died.

I guess there’s a lesson in there somewhere.

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He tripped and fell in a parking lot and died.

I guess there’s a lesson in there somewhere.

Don't trip on a summer trip?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Piscataway, New Jersey to NYC is “long distance”?

Don’t travel much, do you?