If you’re sitting near the rudder and the plane begins to shudder. diarrhoea… diarrhoea….
It’s by the grace of God that this never happened to me, and realistically doesn’t happen more considering the difficulties of travel and expecting bathroom trips to respect the flight schedule.
I sympathize with people suffering bowel diseases such as Crohn’s and IBS, who are at the mercy of their ailment anytime they leave home.