Great post.
To show how evenhanded and fair I am, here is the movie Jumpin’ Jack Flash scene with Whoopi Goldberg trying to decipher Mick Jagger’s singing to save a spy’s life.
“I was raised by two lesbians, no that can’t be it.” “with a spike through my head, no.” “Mick, Mick, Mick, speak English.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyHNryKojDY
This clip is the funniest I have ever seen Whoopi!