Of course, all alien species speak English, just like in the movies.
The reply:
“All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.”
Your comment is similar to my thoughts. Let’s assume this rock does have some intelligent alien creatures in it. Today’s scientists have no idea how to communicate with them.
And the six word message this clown wants to send reminds me of the 1960’s hippy mentality.