"Barclays Center is really raising the bar for fan participation. Who needs foam fingers when you can lob... well, you know."
"Honestly, the real question is — are these spectators trying to distract players or start a whole new kind of sex-ed halftime show?"
"I hear the new WNBA fan club perk includes a free green dildo — strictly for court decoration, obviously."
"If the WNBA wanted to promote inclusivity and teamwork, throwing green dildos might just break all the ice… and probably some rules."
"Next WNBA game theme: ‘Bring Your Own Toy Night.’ Not sure security will be thrilled though."
"I’m just waiting for the moment when someone tries to score a three-pointer with one of those things on the court. Talk about multitasking!"
"Apparently, the new WNBA strategy guide is ‘If you can't score, at least make the crowd’s attention hard to ignore.’"
"At this rate, the WNBA might rename the MVP award to ‘Most Valuable Plaything.’"
"You know it's 2025 when fans have upgraded from peanut shells to... well, adult toys. Sporting events truly evolve."
At this point it’s a marketing campaign for the “She-Hulk” adult toy company.