I’m a 75 year old White male 5’ 4” tall and weigh 275 lbs., without most of my teeth, I stutter and fart a lot, drink a couple 6 packs a day with cheap whiskey, smoke a couple doobies, and stare and drool at hot babes in the grocery store. Why can’t I get a date with a hot young babe?
Maybe you should give up the cheap whisky and go top shelf? That’s the ticket