Do the bulls get to eat the matador when they win?
I think so.
Must be why he was tenderized
This reminds me....I have a joke.
This couple went to a vacation down in Mexico and went to a popular restaurant. They saw another couple who were the center of attention. The waiter came out and brought their entree under a lid. He then lifted the lid with a big flourish and everybody cheered. On the platter were a couple of large fleshy balls.
The vacationing couple asked the waiter what that was and the waiter explained its special meal that only one couple gets to eat. Its a special entree of Rocky Mountain Oysters that they get after the famous bullfight in that Mexican town. The husband is impressed and says he’d like to order that. The waiter tells him there is a 2 year long waiting list to be served that meal.
So they sign up and wait their two years and then come back to that restaurant. Now they’re the center of attention and the waiter comes out with the platter and a silver lid covering the entree. When he lifted the entree, the fleshy balls were much smaller than the couple had remembered. Somewhat disappointed the husband asked the waiter about this. The waiter told him “sorry Senor....the Bull does not always lose.”
No, to be fair, they get the two ears and the.....well, you know.