[Thommas]

Thousands of Tuvaluans have applied for a new visa program that allows them to relocate to Australia so as to
avoid crushing poverty and lack of economic opportunity.

It would appear that inhabiting this awful island complex was a serious miscalculation. Now the aborigines have an excuse,
acceptable to the Australian government, to flee to a land of welfare and stable habitation, free from the frequent storm
surges, typhoons, and small tsunamis.

[butlerweave]

Australia’s welfare system is what they want