Writer's Guild: Your GeoPort™ Teleporter User Guide

Original Content | 7/25/2025 | By Laz A. Mataz

[knarf]

If you understand and act on the verse, you will fight with Him (against evil) and rest in Him for all eternity . . .

We don't fully understand heaven (nor hell), but heaven is in no way subservient unless you want to.

(I know . . . ended a sentence with a preposition)

Ye must be born again.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

If these steps fail to correct the malfunction, please perform the following step.
Pay your electric bill.

In certain areas just paying the bill is not enough, you must also call to have the service turned back on.

Good guide Laz!

I now know why after Miss Kitty went through the teleporter while pregnant she gave birth to one large two headed and six legged kitten.

[Mr. K]

Shouldn’t there be a warning about being transported into a slightly different alternate universe where things may not remain 100% the same?

[mewzilla]

Fly not included...?

🪰🪰🪰

[Lazamataz]

Fly not included...? 🪰🪰🪰

I think you're thinking Time Machine. 😊

[Lazamataz]

Shouldn’t there be a warning about being transported into a slightly different alternate universe where things may not remain 100% the same?

Read my novel and you'll see why that's not a possibility. 😁

[Lazamataz]

In certain areas just paying the bill is not enough, you must also call to have the service turned back on.

AND you have to give them a deposit!

Good guide Laz!

Thank you! It was fun putting it together.

I now know why after Miss Kitty went through the teleporter while pregnant she gave birth to one large two headed and six legged kitten.

In my sequel, I'll be exploring possible teleporter problems. Well, NEW problems. I explore one problem quite thoroughly in the first novel. 🤔

[Mr. K]

Omg what an interesting plot item!

[Lazamataz]

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[piytar]

Writing a book is hard. Takes a lot of time and effort. Could post a link for Dimensions of Essence but the mods would probably zot. It is on Amazon. My friend Laz (the person I’m reaponding to here) wrote it. Takes time and effort and dedication to craft a real novel.

[Lazamataz]

Thanks, FRiend!

Already into my second (sequel) book. Also have my Author's website up at http://lazpublishing.com

[Windcatcher]

I played with Grok a few months ago (when I still had an X account, which I don't have any more) just for fun to generate some portraits of my characters. I still think my mind's eye is better than what it produces, but sometimes the result actually helps solidify what I had envisioned. Case in point: Wes Sherval, Captain of the Guard for Bluestone, capital of Maneste. Except for the insignia on his uniform (which, no matter what I did, Grok 3 would NOT get correct), this is exactly, if not even better, than what I had envisioned for him. In terms of features, this is EXACTLY what I would envision he looks like. It's uncanny. Does anyone have any opinions on whether this sort of thing has any value?



To get the insignia correct, it should look like the following:

- Silver crossed swords on his collars, signifying him as stationed in Bluestone
- Nothing on his right breast
- A gold wreath on the left breast, signifying palace guard
- A crown at the center of the wreath, signifying Captain of the Guard

Otherwise, this really is what Wes looks like. I was floored.

[Lazamataz]

I've had a similar experience. My request for a shot of President Talbot,
who appears in my new novel, was STRIKING in its quality. Here he is (via ChatGPT):

I mean, the guy even LOOKS like a President.