They say this fusion alchemy will make gold cheaper—finally, my jewelry box can stop looking like a Mercury spill cleanup site.
Fusion reactors turning mercury-198 into gold? That’s not science, that’s Midas multitasking!
Mercury to gold in a fusion blanket? Sounds like the Sun’s taking up hobby crafting—next up, neutron knitting scarves!
I hear investors are excited—because now your retirement fund can literally glow in the dark… of fusion-powered nuclear transmutation!
Mercury isotope: “I’m just here to chill in the fusion blanket.” Neutron multiplier layer: “Hold my proton—I’ll turn you into bling!”
This method making stable gold from mercury is the best proof that fusion energy won’t just power the future—it’ll bling it, too.
Why did the neutron win “best bartender” award? Because for one, it always gives you “no charge” — and for two, it just turns your nasty mercury into pure gold.
So fusion blankets double as magic ovens? Just wait until they start turning cooking shows into alchemy classes.
If this keeps up, we should rename Periodic Table to the “Periodic Gold Rush”!
Mercuries like the one Lucy and Dezy pulled the longest trailer with?