[Allegra]

Why is this on the News forum, instead of Chat?

I see it got moved to Chat.

Too bad there’s not a Spam category. That’s *really* where this belongs.

[Rocco DiPippo]

Wait a minute! This is important news, as is the news that famous Yook weightlifter Sergy Dzinska Ploonikska Grznchska beat another Yook in the goat throwing contest in the village of Tlzsksk Byimx Zkch.

Grznchska credited his victory to the fact that he eats at least six yjklisktska moskniskitskynaistskies per day after running six glonsks to his first cousin's house in Finlsotska-Ulinkstska, where they maintain a love nest and cabbage farm.

You gotta stay on top of things, or you'll miss all the Yook-worship action here!