OMG, the reviews for Haribo SF Gummi Bears on Amazon are pretty gruesome. I still remember the poor guy who was offered a handful of those gummies as he was waiting for a job interview and in the middle of the interview had an explosive situation. He said in the comment that the incident had resulted in horrible job anxiety for years afterwards resulting in needing therapy, because he didn't realize it was the gummy bears that caused it. Whoever that horrible admin person was who gave him the gummy bears... shame on her.
My diabetic uncle pulled a similar prank on me with his SF chocolate covered cherries. It was awful. He found it endlessly hilarious. Gawd, I thought my intestines were going to explode.