A few years ago on a 2 lane rural road in my pickup I came upon 3 women riding 3 abreast (no pun) which would have been ok except there was traffic oncoming so I had to wait since they wouldn't move over.
When traffic cleared I pulled up next to them and honked my sweet 18-wheeler type air horns.
I'm sure there were some stained panties going in the wash that night.
“When traffic cleared I pulled up next to them and honked my sweet 18-wheeler type air horns.”
I always wanted some air horns. The Spandex Mafia here in Boulder County are extremely arrogant and entitled. They do get creamed now and then hence the white bicycle monuments along the roads.