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To: Cold Heart

I used the .22 caliber solution for my gopher problem.

My wife used to tell the story of how she was awakened by the sound of a gunshot early one Sunday morning. She opened her eyes to see me in my underwear, standing at the open bedroom window with a rifle, saying “Got him!”


20 posted on 07/12/2025 1:29:54 PM PDT by Max in Utah (A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: Max in Utah

“She opened her eyes to see me in my underwear, standing at the open bedroom window with a rifle, saying “Got him.”

I hope she dragged you back into bed and rewarded you appropriately.

That reminds me of the story a friend of mine told me about how his wife shot a turkey from their bedroom window while she was stark naked. Apparently she’d heard the Tom gobble. She woke him up and said “cover your ears”. She knocked that bird over DRT.

My friend was laughing his head off telling the story and his wife confirmed it was true.

L


23 posted on 07/12/2025 2:43:04 PM PDT by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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