And the job’s not over ‘til the paperwork is done.
My cat ran away for 36 hours. No poop when she got home. Vet said she was without water for that long, gave her a $600 enema, told me to put 1/4 teaspoon of Miralax in her dinner every night. Works like a charm. Tried not putting it in, and no poop. Guess this will go on forever.
Moral of story: If you don’t poop enough, take Miralax every night until you do.
One square per movement is all you need, according to that mindless celebrity Sheryl Crowe.