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You know, the simple things that built America way back in the beginning…
!!!THOSE DAMNED “$15 breakfast burritos” (it’s not a burrito if it doesn’t have any BEANS In it !!!) the proper name is Breakfast TACO !!!
This “Breakfast Burrito” is Marketing for the brain dead because it rhymes and is a joke in the real World.
And if it sells for $15.00 FREAKING DOLLARS it better have edible gold leaf in it, the finest ham or other super high quality breakfast meat, eggs freshly laid by a bird that has just dropped it in a velvet padded and lined nest, freshly made cheese from a Himalayan Mountain Goat and a homemade soft flour Tortilla made by Grandma’s hands to order. Served on a Mayan Golden Plate Along with the Freshly made Pico de Gallo. DELIVERED and come with a Professional Personal Bathroom Hygiene Attendant...
I have consumed many Breakfast Tacos in My years to the point that I am now Built for Comfort, not for Speed.
On that note I will now go to sleep because it’s been 36 hours or so since the last nappy.