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Diddy Celebrates Acquittal With Massive Freak-Off
babylonbee.com ^ | Jul 2, 2025

Posted on 07/02/2025 10:14:18 AM PDT by V_TWIN

LOS ANGELES β€” Sean "Diddy" Coombs celebrated his acquittal on sex trafficking and racketeering charges this morning by hosting a massive "freak-off."

Coombs reportedly stated he really needed to let loose after months of testimony about the violence and prostitution involved in his notorious parties.

"The jury is all invited," said a smiling Coombs as he exited the courthouse. "I doused the foreman with baby oil on the way out, just a little pre-game celebration. Man, that was a rough few months! Time to get back to business."

Although Coombs beat three of the charges, the jury did find him guilty of two lesser charges, and the judge did admonish Coombs for his continued partying and illicit drug use during the trial. "Which is exactly why the judge is not invited to the freak-off, that jerk," said Coombs. "It was pretty cool of him though to let all the assault and battery stuff slide, even though it was all on video. Maybe he can still come for a little bit."

At publishing time, the stock of Johnson & Johnson had risen 400% after news of the verdict.


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To: Georgia Girl 2

Life has a funny way of catching up to people like that....maybe not today.....but eventually.


21 posted on 07/02/2025 1:16:33 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: lee martell

Your compassion is overwhelming


22 posted on 07/02/2025 1:17:31 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

Anyone else wondering why Deep State went to all this trouble...


23 posted on 07/02/2025 1:17:41 PM PDT by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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To: V_TWIN

Diddy judge rules rapper must remain behind bars as he awaits sentencing
NOOO! Not my little Puff Daddy, Diddy dint do nuffin.


24 posted on 07/02/2025 4:11:16 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: V_TWIN

Yes eventually Diddy is going to get the freak end of the stick. πŸ˜‰


25 posted on 07/02/2025 8:33:48 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: V_TWIN

Government has a good case he was a rich sicko, and a bad case he was a criminal mastermind. He’ll get three years β€” time served plus another year away.


26 posted on 07/02/2025 8:39:26 PM PDT by only1percent
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