Lol-
A wo,an wakes up at 2 am, wakes her hubby and says “I’m hungry for a cheeseburger”
Man says “hmm, me too. I’ll run down to the store and get us a few”
He comes back and hands her a vanilla ice cream cone
She says “Harold, I said pistachio, not vanilla”
LOLOL! And…
An old couple are having trouble remembering things，so they go to the doc. ‟Try Word association.” Says the doc. ‟Next time you want to remember something，think of an object that links to it. Make this image bright and vivid in your mind，and then when you need to remember the thing，you will see the object and remember.”
The couple are wary but figure they’ll give it a try. The next day the old man is doing some gardening when his neighbour Bob stops by and says，‟those are some great hedge clippers. Where’d you get those?”
The old man recalls the doctors advice. ‟Bob, what’s that red flower with thorns down the stem?”
‟Rose?”
‟That’s right!” He says triumphantly, and shouts through the open window. ‟ROSE!!! WHERE’D WE GET THE HEDGE CLIPPERS??”