The first step would be finding (or paying) REAL MEN to talk to them. But then what’s a “Real Man”. Here are a few things to watch out for when trying to find a Real Man:
Fake Men
1. Take their car to the mechanic
2. Will not change a light bulb in his apartment (true case)
3. Hair bun, Tattoo, Nose ring
4. Plays video games
5. Is ‘open-minded’ regarding Democrats or Republicans
6. Enjoys bombing Christians, but HATES bombing anyone else
7. Hangs out with Leftists
8. Does drugs
9. Cannot drive a manual
10. Shows up at work with clean fingernails
11. Cuts the fat off of his steaks
12. Goes to Starbucks
13. Did not major in a STEM Subject in college
14. Believes that the best way to save the planet is to outlaw meat
Lots of other things to look out for, but this is a start.
Good list. All you really need is #3 for the Big Red Flag.
#1 is the only one I’d disagree with: Big-wallet men (the ladies’ favorite) outsource their car repair.
I could cut your list down to two items:
1) when asked how many guns he owns, a real man will respond, “more than I need, but less than I want.“
2) show them a video of some genuine muscle cars from the 60s and early 70s drag racing, and see what their reaction is. If it’s anything other than a gigantic smile and saying that “I want one”, they are not real men.
Just those two very simple items will act like a Vulcan mind meld.
Good list.
You can add:
Aren’t a vegetarian or vegan.
Don’t shower twice a day.
Don’t wear skinny jeans.
Are skilled with a gun.
Dear me, I always thought true manhood was about things like honor, stoicism, and courage. Now I see that it’s actually about dirty fingernails. Thanks for the insight!
Fake Men
1. Take their car to the mechanic
2. Will not change a light bulb in his apartment (true case)
3. Hair bun, Tattoo, Nose ring
4. Plays video games
5. Is ‘open-minded’ regarding Democrats or Republicans
6. Enjoys bombing Christians, but HATES bombing anyone else
7. Hangs out with Leftists
8. Does drugs
9. Cannot drive a manual
10. Shows up at work with clean fingernails
11. Cuts the fat off of his steaks
12. Goes to Starbucks
13. Did not major in a STEM Subject in college
14. Believes that the best way to save the planet is to outlaw meat
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Now wait a minute. My father took his cars and trucks to a mechanic, and he was the manliest man I ever knew. You know how boys will argue, “my dad can beat up your dad”? In our case it was true. Other men were intimidated by his very presence.