Reminds me of a popular old 1960s radio song probably would be banned today...How many remember it?
https://genius.com/Charlie-drake-my-boomerang-wont-come-back-lyrics
“My boomerang won’t come back
My boomerang won’t come back
I’ve waved the thing all over the place
Practiced till I was black in the face
I’m a big disgrace to the Aborigine race
My boomerang won’t come back”
:^)
I remember hearing that on the radio back then. First thing I thought of when I saw the headline on this story, in fact.