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To: SunkenCiv
Men have always thought that women have supernatural powers.

They still do.

I do. I know my wife has spooky supernatural powers.

I've always tried hard to stay on her good side. So far so good.

I've also told my children that, when the end times come and all's lost and hell's raining down from the skies, grab onto her skirt and don't let go because she'll survive and so will everybody around her. In fact, she has said, "I wouldn't want to survive a nuclear war, but with my luck I would, and then I'd have to take care of everybody else."

Women scare me. They've made me do all sorts of things I would never have done if they hadn't cast some powerful spell on me. Don't say I'm imagining things!

14 posted on 06/25/2025 8:06:38 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Nothing inflames unrest in the delusional, and nothing inflames unrest in the evil, like TRUTH.)
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To: Savage Beast

“ Women scare me. They’ve made me do all sorts of things I would never have done if they hadn’t cast some powerful spell on me.”
Especially those who have and know how to swing an iron skillet!


15 posted on 06/25/2025 8:26:58 AM PDT by 9422WMR
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To: Savage Beast

Sam Kinison’s take on that makes the most sense.


26 posted on 06/25/2025 10:46:16 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (The moron troll Ted Holden believes that humans originated on Ganymede.)
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