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Something nonpolitical for a Sunday. Some seriously funny stuff there.

(I was motivated to post this because earlier today I commented on the Strait of Hormuz. My playful autocorrect changed Strait to Straight.)

1 posted on 06/22/2025 10:00:53 AM PDT by Leaning Right
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To: Leaning Right

Happens to me constantly. 😉


2 posted on 06/22/2025 10:03:22 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Leaning Right

I’ve noticed something and just recently as in the last 16 months. I will type a word CORRECTLY and the auto spell will suggest a word spelled INCORRECTLY.

I thought AI was supposed to increase intelligence.


4 posted on 06/22/2025 10:18:08 AM PDT by Phoenix8
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To: Leaning Right

I disabled autocorrect for just this reason. I can make my own typos, thank you very much. And I make far fewer than autocorrect.


5 posted on 06/22/2025 10:19:09 AM PDT by sphinx
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To: Leaning Right

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Yes, I brought my epic penis.
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6 posted on 06/22/2025 10:24:14 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Leaning Right

There was an Executive Secretary of a San José, Kalifornia firm that almost earned termination via autocorrect.

At the bottom of memo/letter, was supposed to be the phrase “Si Se Puede.”

The one time the Exec secretary did not proofread enough, autocorrect had changed it to Si Se Puked.


7 posted on 06/22/2025 10:30:24 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try - AND - Every Time You Fall Down, Get The Frak Up! )
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To: Leaning Right

My Microsoft spellcheck’s “Woke” feature told me not to call a lease a “master” lease and told me that calling a contract “invalid” is offensive to disabled people. No lie. I finally figured out how to turn it off.


9 posted on 06/22/2025 10:35:18 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: Leaning Right

Years ago, my girlfriend’s granddaughter fell from a counter and cut her forehead. She texted me while in the ER that she was expected to be fine and recover quickly.

I responded: “I hope she does.” but autocorrect changed it to “I hope she dies.”

My finger was a micromillimeter from hitting send when I noticed.


10 posted on 06/22/2025 10:37:16 AM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us )
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To: Leaning Right

I’ll keep saying it: Autocorrect, sometimes your fiend, sometimes your enema.


12 posted on 06/22/2025 10:39:48 AM PDT by omni-scientist
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To: Leaning Right

I deactivated autocorrect. I also found if I type with both feet on the floor (not crossed) I type more accurately. No joke.


13 posted on 06/22/2025 10:41:16 AM PDT by Greg123456
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To: Leaning Right

My autocorrect often changes my last name to “Nauseated”.

And when I texted my brother that our sister had docked in Seattle, “docked” isn’t what what was on the screen.

This is why I hope and pray for the return of tactile keyboards on cell phones. You have better control.


15 posted on 06/22/2025 10:43:09 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: Leaning Right

Is grandma coming?

I would ask her but she’s in the grave

The grave? What, what are you saying?!

The garage. Damn autocorrect


17 posted on 06/22/2025 10:53:34 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Leaning Right

Oh, thank you for the humor! I have been laughing out loud and wiping tears away.


19 posted on 06/22/2025 12:34:55 PM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: Leaning Right

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22 posted on 06/22/2025 1:02:15 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find. )
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