It took 7 snewz monkeys to spew this rubbish out ?!?!?!
Well, you remember this:
The Lazamataz Gauge of Journalistic Integrity™.
1 author: 50/50 chance of some accuracy.
2 authors: 10/90 chance of some accuracy.
3 authors: 0 chance of some accuracy.
4 authors: Pure gaslighting.
5 authors: Lord of the Rings is a historical documentary, in comparison.
6 or more authors: LOL! OMG! ROFL! Omigah they are KILLING me! LOL! holy crap! HAHAHHAHH! HAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHH! LOL! WTF! They GOTTA be smoking CRACK! ROFLASC! (gasp) LOL! OMG! ROFL! LAF! HA! This is the FUNNIEST thing I have EVER heard! LOL LOL LOL! Gah, they gotta be kidding! YGBSM! STOP!!! LOL! ROFLASC! This is too much! LOL! OMG! (gasp) HOO HOO HOOOOOOO! ROFL! LAF! HA! They are on DRUGS! LOL LOL HAHAHHAHH! HAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHH!