[Who is John Galt?]

Captain Esteban:
"Your father, I'm sorry to say, had a terrible accident."

Don Diego:
"Accident?"

Captain Esteban:
"Sí. He was out riding when his horse was frightened by a turtle . . . . . . my friend — I want you to know that the turtle who caused this has been executed."

[BlueLancer]

Go home, my children ... you have heard enough idiots speak today.

[fidelis]

First thing I thought of. One of my favorite movies.