Aroint thee!
Thou rump-fed ronyon !!!!
/rrrrrroll them Rs
😜
Thou spongy rude-growing horn-beast!
Ah, how times have changed. The Shakespearian Insult Generator now carries this disclaimer:
“NOTE: We do not intend to offend or discriminate against anyone on the basis of age, sex, color, race, creed, national origin, religious persuasion, marital status, political belief, or disability — we like everyone — these are just randomly created insults — and you ASKED for it!”
Kinda sad.