Not Satire: Trump Organization Announces New Mobile Phone Service

Not The Bee ^ | June 16, 2025 | Staff

[9YearLurker]

Are you an English-speaking American? Do you even understand what the term “amnesty” means?

[Angelino97]

The Wiki page for U.S. Cellular says:

In May 2024, T-Mobile US announced it would acquire UScellular's wireless customers and retail outlets, plus 30% of its wireless spectrum licenses in a deal worth $4.4 billion.

Subsequently, UScellular announced that it had reached agreements to sell 55% of its remaining wireless spectrum license holdings for approximately $1 billion to AT&T and $1 billion to Verizon.

[Angelino97]

I remember when driving across the country nobody knew where you were. Now I do it with a Faraday bag (which works until you have to make a call) or leave this tracker at home.

Your car has no GPS?

[RandallFlagg]

If it’s a good service and price, I might look into it. Is it up and running now, or in the preliminary stage?

[Red Badger]

https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1934589720899547398?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1934589720899547398%7Ctwgr%5E1db1f72467df2f86f37f95b5957fe47e121d0d01%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnotthebee.com%2Farticle%2Ftrump-jr-announces-new-phone-service-trump-mobile

[Coronal]

No. Those are phones/services funded by an FCC surcharge on your phone bill. This is a business venture by the Trump organization.

[Angelino97]

There's a privacy phone called Bittium, but what their promises actually mean.

They claim their phones are "Approved for NATO Restricted Level."

[Resolute Conservative]

That was turned off. I get no “updates” and do not use the built Nav system (disabled), I can read a map.

[MotorCityBuck]

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