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To: DAC21

“So in other words the dog was most likely slaughtered to be laid at the feet of the women.”
I think it was common to send the dead to Valhalla with their prized possessions.
Had to pay the boatman.


8 posted on 06/10/2025 7:00:24 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (‘Never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals’)
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To: READINABLUESTATE
"I think it was common to send the dead to Valhalla with their prized possessions. Had to pay the boatman."

Boatman: "OK, lady, nobody gets into Vahalla without something to pay for the boat trip. What'ya got"

Viking woman: "Well, I have this dog. It's dead, but it's gotta be worth something, right?"

Boatman: "So you're offering me a dead dog to break my back rowing you across. You're not exactly a slim maiden, if you know what I mean,"

Viking woman: "That's all I have! He was a good dog. Never chewed my sandals."

Boatman: "Sorry lady, ain't runnin' no charity here. Even in Vahalla we got standards, you know. Go back an haunt somebody until you can bring back some Saxon loot or something."

9 posted on 06/10/2025 7:16:25 PM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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