I keep on getting membership invitations from AARP, often with a plastic ID Card that has my name and address ‘conveniently’ pre-printed on it. They say, with a new membership, I can get this ‘Fantastic and Nifty’ canvas bag, covered with zippers and pockets within other pockets!!
I must forego that fantastic and nifty bag, I already have enough. I already have VA health insurance. I immediately destroy that ID Card with scissors.
Besides, I hear AAP is notorious for donating money to Democrat causes and campaigns, so, Thanks but No Thanks!
Make sure when you cut up the card to mail it back to them in their prepaid postage return envelope. Shove a bunch of other junk into the envelope as well to boost the weight.