We killed more British officers at Breeds (Bunker) hills than any other battle.
The only reason the clerks, farmers, shop owners retreated was that they ran out of ball and powder.
Yeah man! I was there, private soldier Joseph Biden with my uncle, General Bosie, 1st Delaware militia.
I suggested we powder an alligator’s behind and send those krauts running, but Unk reminded me, “Hey jack! There aren’t any gators in North Dakota.”