He chose poorly — the tree was a John Birch. ~ SS
Not fit for polite Society, either, the way he slithered up that tree.
The tree is hard to identify on account of the blur, but if it were a Birch (well, everything's bigger in Texas) --
Tuesday: ICE agents waited below.
He's in the wrong country all right. ICE doesn't mess around. You can run but you can't slide.
Wednesday:
The regional government said in a statement that a large chunk of the Birch Glacier above the village had broken off, causing the landslide which also buried the nearby Lonza River bed, raising the possibility of dammed water flows.
Alpine village is largely destroyed when a Swiss glacier collapses
I’m just glad they caught the son of a birch.