Star Trek Scotty
The ONLY red shirt to ever survive.
Scotty: Blasted by an alien god and survives, check.
Possessed by a malevolent spirit to murder women and survives, check.
Able to drink an andromedan under the table, check.
Killed by an alien probe and brought back to life, check.
Throwing himself at a pack of Klingons with nothing but hands and fists because his ship was insulted, check.
Scotty was the man.
Q: Why did Captain Jean-Luc Picard throw out his cup of Earl Grey tea?
A: Because there was a Borg in it.
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I can’t remember the set-up, but the punchline is “And then the Andorian says ‘That’s not my antenna!’
Okay, okay... Dad Joke: I went to the Star Trek Convention dressed as Chewbacca. It was a wookie mistake.”