Cow caught in flood found alive on Australian beach 11 miles away

UPI ^ | 5/23/25 | Ben Hooper

[DallasBiff]

May 23 (UPI) -- A cow was found alive on an Australian beach after being carried up to 11 miles by floodwaters.

Layla Philipson found the cow alive on the sand on Old Bar beach, on the Mid North Coast of New South Wales.

[Rennes Templar]

“Who doesn’t already Noah that story?”

This thread is developing a wide arc of responses. I think the cow t-boned a river barge and had someone protecting his flank.

[monkeyshine]

I’ve never herd of a cattlelac making it 11 miles in the water. Waygo! Something must’ve prodded her along. Did anyone capture video hoofage on a mootorola phone? She really creamed the competition. Maybe this is a new way to pasture-ize milk? How did it now how to steer in the water? Anyway it’s quite tasty with a pinch of sea salt.

[Ezekiel]

Keep it up, and some clumsy ox is going to.. tip over the Ark of the Cuddenant.

(On top of all that, it was a bad day for Uzzah when he made one wrong mooove..)

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I’ve never herd of a cattlelac making it 11 miles in the water. Waygo! Something must’ve prodded her along. Did anyone capture video hoofage on a mootorola phone? She really creamed the competition. Maybe this is a new way to pasture-ize milk? How did it now how to steer in the water?

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Here's another plate of beef ribs as pun-ishment for being so bull-headed. It was a high-steaks bet. But at least I roped some of you into amusing the rest of us. Let's all now cow-tow, gallop or float, to the next post.

Meanwhile, do NOT confuse cow patties with beef patties. Wagyu is not the same as moo-goo.

[SunkenCiv]

:^)

[Ezekiel]

“Let’s all now cow-tow, gallop or float, to the next post.”

Lasso focus on what John Steer can deliver from the field.

Has anyone suggested chicken-fried steak? We shouldn’t be too pecky.

(I’d batter quit while I’m aherd.)

[Rennes Templar]

“(I’d batter quit while I’m aherd.)”

I agree, it would behoove everyone to moove on.

[SunkenCiv]

“May I help you?”

“I’m hereford the cattle-sized pool float.”

[Tanniker Smith]

Moovin’ on down the beach...

[dynachrome]

THE SQUADRONAIRS ~ COW COW BOOGIE ~ 1943

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD3uJEQR7B0