Pure tinfoil haberdashery!
Everybody knows the Insectalins are the ones in charge.
"Dis ting here looks like his dingus!"
These will be operated by the reptilian lizard overlords from the Draco constellation. If you don’t own a frequency disrupter weapon that scrambles single-strand lizard RNA, buy one now.
You laugh, insult our intelligence, and try to make it a Tinfoil conspiracy. But this is an absolute reality. Mobile phones are already Geofence tracking us and recording everything we do. And this device will just create redundancy and compliment that very real EXISTING network.
Pure tinfoil haberdashery!
Everybody knows the Insectalins are the ones in charge.
"Dis ting here looks like his dingus!"