[ridesthemiles]

I HAVE BEEN GETTING “GRANDMA, I’M IN JAIL, etc” CALLS for YEARS.

I SWEAR AT THEM IN HIGH DECIBELS.....

BEEN PRETTY QUIET LATELY.

I ALSO GET THE “WILL YOU SELL YOUR HOUSE FOR CASH? CALLS”

Told the guy yesterday-—”SURE—I WANT $3 MILLION DOLLARS ALL CASH.”

HE SAID: “IS THAT A REAL PRICE?”

I SAID “WHY WOULDN’T IT BE??? “ CLICK

[nopardons]

We get those “sell your house” calls to. I LOVE your answer!

[mass55th]

"I HAVE BEEN GETTING “GRANDMA, I’M IN JAIL, etc” CALLS for YEARS."

When I had my Spectrum landline, my number was the same as the Chenango County jail in another county in NY State. The only difference was the area code. I ended up with people leaving messages on my machine, calling about their son in the jail, blah, blah, blah. I even had the county court calling me leaving messages. People just never bothered to dial the right area code.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Only three million? I always demand ten million cash for our place and I’m thinking of increasing that to fifteen million since we got new siding and had the place painted.

Asking a ridiculous price doesn’t stop the calls, but it amuses me, and who knows? Maybe they’ll pay it one of these times.