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To: 9422WMR
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

And lined with invasive plants that were purposely introduced to "improve" things.

10 posted on 05/23/2025 10:22:12 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

This reminds me of that Simpson’s episode “Bart the Mother”. The town gets overrun with Bolivian tree lizards:

Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.

Lisa: But isn’t that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we’re overrun by lizards?

Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They’ll wipe out the lizards.

Lisa: But aren’t the snakes even worse?

Skinner: Yes, but we’re prepared for that. We’ve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

Lisa: But then we’re stuck with gorillas!

Skinner: No, that’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.


22 posted on 05/23/2025 12:05:56 PM PDT by sloanrb
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