I was at the long program in ‘88; Witt excelled, Debbie Thomas screwed up but the star of the evening was Elizabeth Montgomery of Canada....
I was also there the night of the Battle of the Brian’s and saw Brian Boitano win the gold
I was also there the night of the Battle of the Brian’s and saw Brian Boitano win the gold
[STAN]
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He’d make a plan, and he’d follow through
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do
[KYLE]
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold
[CARTMAN]
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
[STAN & KYLE]
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do