[chopperk]

Did President Trump lower that bridge again?

[laplata]

Did President Trump lower that bridge again?

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Yep, he waved his magic wand and said some magic words.

[John Milner]

Did President Trump lower that bridge again?

Don’t worry, someone somewhere with theorize that global warming causing the polar ice to melt has raised the water level. So, of course, the bridge clearance is reduced.

[tired&retired]

Trump must have control over the tides.