“Looked more like an Academy Award-winning flop than a foul.”
I was half expecting her to lay on the court, hold her leg, and cry “why me, why meee why anyone???”
I was never a sports fan, but I used to watch basketball games every so often. I stopped watching them when I saw all the fake drama over fouls. It was cringe-inducing to watch athletic grown men act like a little bump on the arm would literally floor them.