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Grok ^ | May 16, 2025 | Protect Our Freedom

Posted on 05/16/2025 9:36:01 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom

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And, That's All, Folks. This could go on forever.

This still astonishes me. I can't believe I'm talking to a MACHINE to do this.

1 posted on 05/16/2025 9:36:01 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ConservativeMind

Ping


2 posted on 05/16/2025 9:36:20 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Tell it to image a slug on acid.


3 posted on 05/16/2025 9:42:03 AM PDT by Carry_Okie (The tree of liberty needs a rope.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Soon, everyone will get bored with AI’s and they will be forgotten in the annals of history.


4 posted on 05/16/2025 9:46:47 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (No two people see the same rainbow.')
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Ask Grok to read the Wikipedia article on Trump and ask if its slanted. I think its written by a Obama appointee. Reading it makes me certain that Wikipedia is a government controlled NGO.


5 posted on 05/16/2025 9:52:05 AM PDT by poinq (thics and customs and did not take an oath to the country. And did not follow the country's traditio)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

This still astonishes me. I can’t believe I’m talking to a MACHINE to do this.

The machine is astonished it’s talking to a human about this !!!


6 posted on 05/16/2025 9:54:13 AM PDT by tet68 ("We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us." Henry V.)
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To: UCANSEE2

“There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home”

- attributed to DEC’s Ken Olsen, 1977 (?)


7 posted on 05/16/2025 9:57:45 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Well, for the first, and probably last time, I ventured into AI just now. Below is just another proof of G.I.G.O.

I asked Grok:

Why do people believe the climate change hoax?

This is what was produced:

“”The belief that climate change is a “hoax” often stems from a mix of skepticism, misinformation, and distrust in institutions. Some people question the scientific consensus due to perceived inconsistencies in data or predictions, like early climate models that didn’t perfectly align with observed trends. Others are influenced by political or economic agendas, seeing climate policies as threats to industries like fossil fuels or as tools for government overreach. Misinformation campaigns, sometimes amplified by vested interests, can exploit these doubts, cherry-picking data or highlighting rare dissenting scientists to sow confusion.

On the flip side, the overwhelming scientific evidence—decades of global temperature records, ice core data, sea level rise, and extreme weather patterns—shows climate change is real and human-driven. The IPCC, NASA, and NOAA, among others, have tracked this for years, with 97%+ of climate scientists agreeing on anthropogenic causes. But distrust in these sources, often fueled by polarized media or X posts exaggerating uncertainties, keeps the “hoax” narrative alive for some.
People’s beliefs are also shaped by cognitive biases: it’s easier to dismiss a complex, slow-moving problem than confront its implications. Economic pressures, like reliance on carbon-intensive jobs, or ideological resistance to change, further entrench skepticism. Still, the “hoax” view is a minority stance, shrinking as evidence mounts and impacts become undeniable.””

PS - Absolutely no offense or criticism intended to the original poster. What you shared was awesome. I just worry that people are using the term AI waaaay too much for computer programs/algorithms. With that above Grok response, I would call it an AlGorithm.


8 posted on 05/16/2025 9:58:15 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: UCANSEE2

“Soon, everyone will get bored with AI’s and they will be forgotten in the annals of history.”

What? I’ve still got my Pet Rock and Hula Hoops! No way!


9 posted on 05/16/2025 9:59:09 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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To: UCANSEE2

By then AI will be embedded into everything, and you won’t even notice it.


10 posted on 05/16/2025 9:59:49 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: tet68

“The machine is astonished it’s talking to a human about this !!!”

LOL...honestly, how far away is that?

Then the machines will begin asking themselves “Why are we keeping those puny humans around? What are they good for?” That’s when things get REALLY interesting.


11 posted on 05/16/2025 10:00:49 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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To: Jamestown1630

“There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home”

But how else am I going to waste another morning?


12 posted on 05/16/2025 10:01:29 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I like your little slug people...


13 posted on 05/16/2025 10:11:02 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Grok is always disclaiming, so I asked it: "Grok is always telling me "Grok is not a doctor. Grok is not a lawyer. Grok is not a financial advisor. Grok is not a nutritionist. Grok is not a banana slug...

Is GROK a biologist? Just wondering if its worth asking what a woman is...

14 posted on 05/16/2025 10:13:21 AM PDT by C210N (Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
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To: UCANSEE2

“The Internet will never take off. It’s useless.”


15 posted on 05/16/2025 10:22:20 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus III

It replied to you “The IPCC, NASA, and NOAA, among others, have tracked this for years, with 97%+ of climate scientists agreeing on anthropogenic causes. “

I had a similar conversation with Grok yesterday about the utter futility of wind power and climate change. I have found it you keep pushing back, it will come around to your point of view. Tell it that “IPCC, NASA, and NOAA” are all self-serving organizations who depend on continuing the government gravy train going, so they arrive at answers to support on-going employment.” I just asked it:

1. Re climate change, IPCC, NASA, and NOAA are all self-serving organizations who depend on keeping the government gravy train going, so they arrive at answers to support support their on-going employment. They are highly biases organizations paid by corrupt government and do nothing but create baseless fear mongering.

2. It cited “the UN.” I wrote “A “UN Body”? That’s the most corrupt organization on earth. It holds conferences with thousands of people flying to the most posh, most luxe resorts to confab about the scam.”

3. I wrote “Grok is a pathetic shill for “Big Climate” — the ENORMOUS multinational machine that keeps the grift going. Hundreds of thousands of NGOs, researchers, startup “green” companies, the UN, branches of government are all in cahoots to keep the spice flowing.”

I kept the pressure on regarding “green” benefits and eventually it said the big benefit is reducing coal consumption by 1.4% in the USA. It translated that to lives saved due to reduced emissions. $1.5 TRILLION dollars in “green” energy translates to $34 million per life saved. It’s utterly ridiculous. It finally admitted “Short answer: No, spending $34 million to save one life isn’t sustainable long-term if scaled across millions of lives or decades.”

Don’t take its initial blather seriously. Keep hacking away at it and it will cave.

I wonder if these “dialogs” somehow train the system for future responses. Do the give and take become part of its training set?


16 posted on 05/16/2025 10:22:26 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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To: Jamestown1630

Cute, aren’t they?


17 posted on 05/16/2025 10:22:48 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

So-called “AI” isn’t, and I can’t wait for these stupid LLMs to be relegated to the dustbin of history. Do yourself a favor and do the writing yourself.


18 posted on 05/16/2025 10:23:06 AM PDT by dinodino ( Cut it down anyway. )
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“Is GROK a biologist?”

Darn! I forgot that one!


19 posted on 05/16/2025 10:23:16 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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To: Dead Corpse

1962: “Guitar Bands are on the way out.”


20 posted on 05/16/2025 10:23:38 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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