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To: ProtectOurFreedom
It's amazing what a little paint here and there can do...

Reminds me of a buddy years ago who was dating a very attractive gal. Hispanic roots, beautiful brown eyes, great figure. After they broke up, chatting over a few beers with my buddy, I told him I thought she was very attractive but I thought she wore a little too much make-up. He said the first time they spent the night together, he was caught a little off guard. He said in the morning, without make-up, she seriously looked like a "sorta cute chimpanzee" with an amazing human female body.

17 posted on 05/11/2025 7:59:39 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Hatteras

“seriously looked like a “sorta cute chimpanzee” with an amazing human female body.”

LOLOL!!! You made my morning!

Ah, yes, “the magic of makeup”!


19 posted on 05/11/2025 8:04:04 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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To: Hatteras

There was a rather attractive woman I had known as a friendly acquaintance for years that tended to have a sort of trendy formal style regardless of what I saw her doing and also always in full makeup. She became a friend to my girlfriend and the girls decided that one weekend morning they were going to pick an adventure for all of us to go on together. That morning that we picked them up was the first time I saw her with short casual clothing and no makeup. Her skin had the same pattern in shape and near color as a reticulated giraffe.


31 posted on 05/11/2025 9:40:58 AM PDT by gnarledmaw (If you dont like my sense of humor, please let me know so I can laugh at you too.)
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To: Hatteras; Lazamataz

You wouldn’t happen to have her number, would ya?

Asking for a FRiend.

;-)


43 posted on 05/11/2025 12:31:30 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
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