Not good satire. The entire point is that the army knew he was a malingering draftee. This has it backwards and matures it look like the army believed him.
This is something someone born in 1999 might come up with having never watched an episode.
“”This is something someone born in 1999 might come up with having never watched an episode.””
ANY opinion would be kind of difficult to come up with if that someone hadn’t watched ANY of the shows!