2025 Marvel Pride Variant Covers Revealed

File770 ^ | May 5, 2025 | Mike Glyer

[rlmorel]

Mentally ill.

[MikelTackNailer]

"Parker! Where's Parker?!"

"Get get me pictures of freaks. Not the kind Spider-Man plays with - the REALLY freaky ones who read trash to little kids in libraries and wave their things around in parades. Above the waist! This is a family publication."

[Flatus I. Maximus]

That's just sad. That's not a man. That's not a woman. That's an it. I may have been too optimistic when I said "suicide by age 45." Any creature that hates its own existence that much is not long for this world.

I feel sorry for its parents. They can't even mourn their dead daughter. Instead, they have to try to pretend to be happy that that Frankensteinian thing has taken their daughter's place.

I sometimes imagine a conversation like this:

GENDER REASSIGNMENT DOCTOR: Which would you rather have, a living son or a dead daughter?

PARENTS: Actually, what we'd really like is a second opinion, from someone not affiliated with your hospital and who doesn't make their living spaying and neutering human children. They hanged Nazis for doing this kind of thing, you know.

[No name given]

And satanic.

[No name given]

And apparently she has a role in the upcoming Christopher Nolan version of “The Odyssey”.

[ViLaLuz]

Women can have a washboard. Many years ago I did. A women taking testosterone, it would be easier.

Still, that image of mutilation is sick and pathetic.

[Fledermaus]

Marvel jumped the shark years ago.

[yuleeyahoo]

Just a reminder, Marvel was purchased by Disney in 2009.

[Organic Panic]

Flaming Aids
Captain America’s CO, General Warts
Monkey Pox of the jungle
Kinder Groomer