[LouAvul]

while attempting to climb over the historic monument's fence

Note to self: never attempt to climb over a protective fence. Be it a fence guarding a top secret defense facility, a fence with a sign "Warning! Attack dogs on premises!", or a fence shielding an historical artifact from the public. Fences are there for a reason.

[ridesthemiles]

ALONG WITH THE SIGN:

WE DO NOT CALL 911