Thank you, sir.
I don’t know if this is original-it wouldn’t surprise me if someone else thought of it first, but it’s a variation of “100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”.
One hundred rolls of tp on the wall, one hundred rolls of tp,
take a big sh—, whattaya get, ninety-nine rolls of tp on the wall…and so on.
We use music, we use humor, or whatever other mechanisms we can come up with to cope.
Are you eligible for a kidney transplant? I hope that’s a possibility.