I had a boyfriend who was a bass player in a death metal band. After one of their shows, I gave him a thorough review of the iambic pentameter in their lyrics. “It’s Shakespearean... it goes “Raaagh for 1-2-3-4-5, then Blaah 1 and Wraaaa 2 and Gaaah 3 and Raaaaagh for 4-——5; etc.” I think he fell in love with me then.
Brilliant.
If I weren’t married I might fall in love with you, too.
L