[Az Joe]

Beware of Exs bearing gifts

[tumblindice]

Lobelia Bracegirdle of Hardbottle was always trying to serve Bilbo Baggins and his beloved nephew Frodo deaths cap mushrooms, but they were on to her tricks.

[healy61]

“She’s quite witty and can be very funny.” Ya cretin, your wife on trial for murder. A laugh a minute./s

[ViLaLuz]

Yikes! Death by deadly amanita is known to be excruciatingly painful. She sounds like a psychopath. Someone call Columbo.

[packrat35]

I don’t eat mushrooms, the mere taste makes me vomit. You ain’t killing me this way...

[NorthMountain]

This reads like a plotline from “Midsommer Murders”.