[Axenolith]

Fine idea but for the circumstance of your average political and corporate type perp needing to be lead through clearing a drain or operating a weed whacker.

I’m still heavy for that location deep in the south Atlantic that got me labeled Torquemada (sp?) for proffering it 🤣. Just drop em there after conviction with a bunch of used pallets and some hammers…

[LonePalm]

If you are thinking about Tristan da Cunha or South Georgia Island we'd have to get permission from the Brits.

I would personally veto Tristan da Cunha. The people there are too nice. They only have a part time constable. Years ago I was coming out of the Commissary Store on base and met a woman with the cutest little boy. I asked his name and was told Tristan. I said, "As in Tristan da Cunha?" Astonished, she said, "You've heard of it?" "Sure, it's an island in the South Atlantic." "I was born there." You never know who you're going to meet in the Navy or where they are from.

There is Gough Island which is uninhabited with the exception of a 6 man weather detachment. It is about 250 miles southeast of Tristan da Cunha and is part of that administrative group. Scratch that. I just saw that it is a World Heritage Wildlife Site. Can't have our reprobates annoying the wildlife.

SpyNavy

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