“No comprende English gringo. Asylum.”
That works in sanctuary states.
But every state I have ever lived in requires a driver’s license, Insurance, and registration to be produced while driving on public roads. It’s part of the civil code, or criminal code depending.
And Pennsylvania v Mimns says that when the nice officer asks you to get out if the car, you get out of the car. Otherwise, Officer Sparky, badge number 50KV may enter the chat.